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<p> <span style="font-size:45px">Dada? Да.</span> <span style="font-size:30px">By Tim Georger.</span></p> Caution to those susceptible to seizures. <p><span style="font-size:30px">[[Begin.|First Passage][$word1 = "Begin"]] [[Credits.|Credits]]</span></p> <<audio "ClaireDeLune" play>> <<audio "ClaireDeLune" loop>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/marble.jpg); } </style><<cacheaudio "DishItOut" "audio/dishitout.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "ClaireDeLune" "audio/clairdelune.flac">> <<cacheaudio "YouWillBeShot" "audio/youwillbeshot.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "MachineGun" "audio/machinegun.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "LABlues" "audio/LABlues.mp3">><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word2 to "Assigned championship insurance—contact property artisan">> <<goto "Assigned championship insurance—contact property artisan">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word2 to "Fascinate twilight worm justifications">> <<goto "Fascinate twilight worm justifications">> <<else>> <<set $word2 to "Describe hotdog cattle herding">> <<goto "Describe hotdog cattle herding">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span></p> Who put me in a no-wave mood, who's ever in a no-wave mood? The area you survive in shapes you in a similar way. Adjust is the number of waving with my LH; called a guy a moron and he beat me to death with he fists, Just stay civil. I'm never going to do it justice, but I strongly recomment The life cycle unit for time feeling like it's speeding up, cihill out bud. [[Assigned championship insurance—contact property artisan][$word2 = "Assigned championship insurance—contact property artisan"]] [[Fascinate twilight worm justifications][$word2 = "Fascinate twilight worm justifications"]] [[Describe hotdog cattle herding][$word2 = "Describe hotdog cattle herding"]] <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(3)>> <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>> <<audio :all stop>> <<set $songvalue to random(3)+1>> <<if $songvalue is 1>> { <<audio "DishItOut" play>> } <<elseif $songvalue is 2>> { <<audio "LABlues" play>> } <<elseif $songvalue is 3>> { <<audio "YouWillBeShot" play>> <<audio "YouWillBeShot" loop>> } <<elseif $songvalue is 4>> { <<audio "MachineGun" play>> } <<else>><</if>><p><span style="font-size:35px"><b>Designed, Coded & Written by Tim Georger</b></span> <p><span style="font-size:35px"><b>Music</b></span> <span style="font-size:25px">Alexis Weissenberg playing Claude Debussy - <i>Clair De Lune</i> (1913/1985) Peter Brötzmann Octet - <i>Machine Gun</i> (1968) The Stooges - <i>L.A. Blues</i> (1970) James Chance & The Contortions - <i>Dish it Out</i> (1978) John Zorn with Naked City - <i>You Will Be Shot</i> (1990)</span> <p><span style="font-size:35px"><b>Backgrounds</b></span> <span style="font-size:25px"><i>Earthbound</i> (1994) <i>Mother 3</i> (2006) Google Images [[Title Screen|Start]]</span></p> <<audio "ClaireDeLune" play>> <<audio "ClaireDeLune" loop>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/marble.jpg); } </style><p style = "font-size:25px">$word1. $word2, $word3. $word4; $word5—$word6—$word7. $word8</p> <p style="font-size:45px">Play Again?</p> <p style="font-size:30px">[[Yes|Start]]<span style="opacity:0;">This sentence is invisible</span> [[Credits]]<span style="opacity:0;">This sentence is invisible</span> [[No|No]]</p> <<audio "ClaireDeLune" play>> <<audio "ClaireDeLune" loop>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/marble.jpg); } </style> ok <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/marble.jpg); } </style><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word3 to "Link surface brackets, relinquish my copy to contempt">> <<goto "Link surface brackets, relinquish my copy to contempt">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word3 to "Expand and exaggerate Abbey Road, mixed judgement">> <<goto "Expand and exaggerate Abbey Road, mixed judgement">> <<else>> <<set $word3 to "Monster correspondence">> <<goto "Monster correspondence">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> Big quck in a dirty pond are a dime a tug of cake. Love birds are easy to cut mustard at. Hear hear, Brain surgery is no if and or but. I'm down (for the count), left high and foaming at the mouth. </p> [[Link surface brackets, relinquish my copy to contempt][$word3 = "Link surface brackets, relinquish my copy to contempt"]] [[Expand and exaggerate Abbey Road, mixed judgement][$word3 = "Expand and exaggerate Abbey Road, mixed judgement"]] [[Monster correspondence][$word3 = "Monster correspondence"]] <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(3)>> <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word3 to "Episodic infection">> <<goto "Episodic infection">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word3 to "Exhibit photographic creeds; terrace killer">> <<goto "Exhibit photographic creeds; terrace killer">> <<else>> <<set $word3 to "Rent predator sport sections. Grace will overcharge vague shapes">> <<goto "Rent predator sport sections. Grace will overcharge vague shapes">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> Gins packs a vicious punch that can really pound you down. We cooked up a doubleshot, unleash double 666. It’s a wicked L-.</p> [[Episodic infection][$word3 = "Episodic infection"]] [[Exhibit photographic creeds; terrace killer][$word3 = "Exhibit photographic creeds; terrace killer"]] [[Rent predator sport sections. Grace will overcharge vague shapes][$word3 = "Rent predator sport sections. Grace will overcharge vague shapes"]] <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(3)>> <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word3 to "There’s Vomit Sprinkler in my Liver River">> <<goto "There’s Vomit Sprinkler in my Liver River">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word3 to "Ticket to the sand session, first place">> <<goto "Ticket to the sand session, first place">> <<else>> <<set $word3 to "Domeland joystick, amuse my legendary ethical stereotypes">> <<goto "Domeland joystick, amuse my legendary ethical stereotypes">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> My ass hurts and I can't really understand the content being given to me. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong existence. I don't make decisions, I make results. Listened to some house last night and it made me feel bad even though it was up beat, always a melancholic streak with the best in that genre. I can only speculate as to why. Achoo. Stomach twitches, no will, no consciousness. Deathconciousness, Have a Nice Life, get a load of the nerd. I should read the liner notes to that album some time, invented a religion for aesthetic purposes. I cannot abide by this logic or this existance, inner monologue regularly yelling at itself, dogs next door cant shut the fuck up for 10 minutes. There is a delay in perception, half a second of reflection before meaning is established. VR reality, AR reality, ATM machine.</p> [[There’s Vomit Sprinkler in my Liver River][$word3 = "There’s Vomit Sprinkler in my Liver River"]] [[Ticket to the sand session, first place][$word3 = "Ticket to the sand session, first place"]] [[Domeland joystick, amuse my legendary ethical stereotypes][$word3 = "Domeland joystick, amuse my legendary ethical stereotypes"]] <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(3)>> <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word4 to "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <<goto "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word4 to "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <<goto "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> they only wanna have good times like Josh Safdie, I just enrolled you in this really terrific class, I’m gonna walk you there right now, you are gonna love it. Do you feel better? Are you gonna feel better? At night I can see the stars on fire I can see the world in flames, porcelain container with inevitable and inexorable death within.</p> [[Feasting tiger; imperialist debt][$word4 = "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt"]] [[Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference][$word4 = "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word4 to "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <<goto "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word4 to "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <<goto "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> With nearly 30,000 everything in-between, Enjoy exclusive, automatic perks. form clans with over 100 million potential friends (enemies). fun stops. We created Steam power, the tools of distributing. Your special cooking mishaps in lounge areas, designed so you can integrate your journey. </p> [[Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance][$word4 = "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance"]] [[Feasting tiger; imperialist debt][$word4 = "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word4 to "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <<goto "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word4 to "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <<goto "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> The womb of the ship beeps and hums like the pulses and squeaks and bodily processes of a living being. The column of cords and wires twisted and contorted all around each other like the blood vessels delivering electricity to the various processes. The lights went out almost three hours ago now, and you haven't seen your crewmates in at least two. The womb acts as the control center of the ship, the area where countless life or death decisions have been made before. The emergency power is barely enough for you to make out where the breaker panel for this section of the ship is. You flick all of the individual breakers on, but they immediately turn back off. You fear for the worst and go to grab an emergency laser pistol out of the weapons cache in the room to the west. Bad to worse to worst, you see the door locked by a card key system. You know that the captain should have a key on them, what do you do? </p> [[Feasting tiger; imperialist debt][$word4 = "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt"]] [[Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference][$word4 = "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word4 to "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <<goto "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word4 to "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <<goto "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> You see a castle, covered in green vines and ivy and flowering plants weaving in and out of holes in the crumbling grey stones. The drawbridge is completely down, but the moat before the castle is completely dry anyway, filled only with mud, weeds and the occasional rat. You cannot see any specific way into the castle outside of the main entrance. You walk in and a complete and utter sense of dread fills you in a completely inexplicable way. Not only do you feel the chill of drafts that are no doubt coming from the crumbling stones that you saw earlier, but a deeper, more base and primal dread fills your bones to the very core. In front of you, you see a massive staircase, possibly the biggest you've ever seen. In front of it, a collapsed class and crystal chandelier clearly left laying there for an inexplicable period of time. Rusted knives, stains from dried blood, expensive looking silverware lay around the collapsed chandelier. On the second floor is a pile of swords, halberds, shields and other pieces of weapons and armour, all completely rusted and unusable. Except for a single claymore, seemingly glowing from it’s own spirit. What do you do? </p> [[Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference][$word4 = "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference"]] [[Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance][$word4 = "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word4 to "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <<goto "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word4 to "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <<goto "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> You can't fight here, this is the war room! How will you move when the angles are reversed? 被爆者 or 被曝者, "You're only as good As the words you understand" And you, you don't understand a word. It all comes tumbling down, it all returns to nothing. </p> [[Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference][$word4 = "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference"]] [[Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance][$word4 = "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word4 to "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <<goto "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word4 to "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <<goto "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> The music goes silent, and I begin. Five minutes where I can say anything, but I will never say anything at all. Stream of consciousness, but I still feel a need to filter what is being said based on how good I think it is, never letting loose, never letting go. Big pink round fluff. Seven six five, twentytwenty. I should probably include my mistatkes, my misspellings, my typos, my bad fatfingers. I included it before, I promise Ill include them from now on, see I forgot an apostrphy right there, I shoulda just typed ‘ to save myself from the embarassment. Typing is reducced down to patterns of recognition, tpye “fuck” over and over again as fast as ytou can, and youll notice thjat it only really feels like 2 movementss on each hand. I dont knwo what Im talkinga bout anymore, I sweat my tpying must be devloiving at this point, ive accidentaly removed some types by mistake without thinking, soyyu I broke my promise. </p> [[Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance][$word4 = "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance"]] [[Feasting tiger; imperialist debt][$word4 = "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word5 to "Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve">> <<goto "Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word5 to "The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end">> <<goto "The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> Interfacing with Winston could be kind of depressing in that you forget what it means to be a warrior. The past never vanishes away, and the future has already happened, I've been told for most my life "Wait until the perfect time" By people who have been defined by skipping spots in line. And I said all I got was the shirt on my back and my Never ending hate for this completely fucked up society</p> [[Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve][$word5 = "Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve"]] [[The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end][$word5 = "The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end"]] <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word5 to "Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve">> <<goto "Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word5 to "The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end">> <<goto "The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> ?</p> [[Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve][$word5 = "Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve"]] [[The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end][$word5 = "The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end"]] <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word5 to "Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve">> <<goto "Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word5 to "The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end">> <<goto "The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> Welcone to the no skill club, I’ve made this true, just for you. There's just something so beautiful and precious about A Shit Ton of EDM Singles; The narrative tangent in the middle section is no less puzzling. It turns out I don’t actually hate myself as much these days.</p> [[Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve][$word5 = "Exact fossils, screen faint Football abuses. My accent rolls up like a sleeve"]] [[The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end][$word5 = "The Tin Architect’s sheds their birthday. A missile is shot at the Hospital end"]] <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word7 to "Piouhgd">> <<goto "Good Morning">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word7 to "O)))">> <<goto "Good Morning">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> Beating a Dead Horse: It's Not All It's Cracked Up To Be: I'm off base for suggesting this, It’s not everyone’s cup of Joe. But I’m gonna go for broke here; give a man a wire when the rubber hits the tea. I'm on cloud nine, you’re under the weather.</p> [[Piouhgd|Good Morning][$word7 = "Piouhgd"]] [[O)))|Good Morning][$word7 = "O)))"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word7 to "The world ends in a whimper">> <<goto "Good Morning">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word7 to "The universe ends in a scream">> <<goto "Good Morning">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a compensation for an insignificancy in the nether regions of your anatomy, updated my journal. Names are like smells...Things can track you with them. A cop -- and a hobo. A hobo cop. You prickly prick!</p> [[The world ends in a whimper|Good Morning][$word7 = "The world ends in a whimper"]] [[The universe ends in a scream|Good Morning][$word7 = "The universe ends in a scream"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word7 to "And I do too">> <<goto "Good Morning">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word7 to "So it goes">> <<goto "Good Morning">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> If You Can't Stand the Talk, Get Out of the Top Drawer. Left Your Bubble Hands Down, Tough.</p> [[And I do too|Good Morning][$word7 = "And I do too"]] [[So it goes|Good Morning][$word7 = "So it goes"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word7 to "FUCK">> <<goto "Good Morning">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word7 to "KCUF">> <<goto "Good Morning">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> Ember my guy looks, like I recently came out of my coffin. Good games for phobes, 11+ days with a dead worm in your pocket.</p> [[FUCK|Good Morning][$word7 = "FUCK"]] [[KCUF|Good Morning][$word7 = "KCUF"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>> Good Morning. [[Good Night.][$word8 = "Good Night."]] <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(3)>> <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>> <<audio :all stop>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word4 to "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <<goto "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word4 to "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <<goto "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> Mid-morning property programmes only ever cover people choosing a house to buy, but the ice in my coffee melted an hour ago. With a beautiful chorus, and a moment of true madness that scares for the pain that keeps his soul, the ship turns to Towa. </p> [[Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference][$word4 = "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference"]] [[Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance][$word4 = "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word4 to "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <<goto "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word4 to "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <<goto "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> Loud wind storm outside, I can't feel anything anymore. Buffalo winter approaches fast; the fall is one long transitional period. The cold wet smell is being blocked by my air conditioner. Classical paintings recontextualized as the hardest shit imaginable is a neat aesthetic. From what I remember, a lot of those hyperviolent classical paintings (especially the ones from the medieval period) were essentially graffiti edits of the originals after warring kingdoms conquered the art pieces, art pieces designed to praise a figure instead were used to insult them. Through violence. What’s that one term from the 80s and 90s that does that with advertisements? Culture jamming? Taking back public spaces from the ugliness of the advert? The reminder that there is no public space, that you never really own anything? </p> [[Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance][$word4 = "Noble swinging judicial rotations exist on the battlefield. I forbid this instance"]] [[Feasting tiger; imperialist debt][$word4 = "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word4 to "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <<goto "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word4 to "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <<goto "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> I saw him, I saw the murderer, the man in a mask and black gloves and a black trench coat. I could not discern any other features, I was too busy being caught up with what I was seeing. The murder weapon, broken glass pulling out the red syrup from his throat. The body was defenistrated, the murder weapon thrown with it, shattering as it hit the ground. I looked around and I was the only one who saw, I was only making a 7-11 run to feed my insatiable cheeto and monster addiction. I ran home, cheetoless and having witnessed a monster all of my own, scared that I was next. I saw its eyes, and it saw mine. But what did I do when I walked in the door?</p> [[Feasting tiger; imperialist debt][$word4 = "Feasting tiger; imperialist debt"]] [[Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference][$word4 = "Despairing depressed girls. Return to neutral finger interference"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word6 to "Senior straight printing. A video column compounds the elements with talented anticipation">> <<goto "Senior straight printing. A video column compounds the elements with talented anticipation">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word6 to "A selection of Mars">> <<goto "A selection of Mars">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> Back then, from just a narrow storefront, Starbucks offered Moby Dick, evoked the romance of the new firearms bills. In response to repeated attacks on members, whereby they could take action on their own, using body heat to soften the product. Aluminum arrow impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery. </p> [[Senior straight printing. A video column compounds the elements with talented anticipation][$word6 = "Senior straight printing. A video column compounds the elements with talented anticipation"]] [[A selection of Mars][$word6 = "A selection of Mars"]] <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>><p style="color:white"><p style="font-size:30px"><span id="countdown"> TIME - $seconds <<silently>> <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(1)+1>> <<repeat .25s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>TIME - $seconds<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<if $map is 1>> <<set $word6 to "Hobbists present their original formulas for tropical forests">> <<goto "Hobbists present their original formulas for tropical forests">> <<elseif $map is 2>> <<set $word6 to "Wander">> <<goto "Wander">> <</if>> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>></span> When you walk into a room, somebody had to make everything in that room. It had to be created and distributed so that it would eventually end up in the position that you see it in. every chair, every table, every carpet had to be developed and distributed by a group of people you will never meet, labor that you will never see done, your gratitude never delivered to them. When distribution was more localized, you knew where from and how everything was made, when you built a well in the center of town you would be reminded of designing and building that well, and everyone would know that you were the one who built the well and provided water to the entire town. That sense of gratitude and purpose has been by-and-large wiped away by the post-industrial production and distribution techniques of our era. </p> [[Hobbists present their original formulas for tropical forests][$word6 = "Hobbists present their original formulas for tropical forests"]] [[Wander][$word6 = "Wander"]] <<set $random to random(5)+1>> <<set $seconds to random(12)+random(8)+16>> <<set $map to random(2)>> <<if $random is 1>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/1.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 2>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/2.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 3>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/3.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 4>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/4.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 5>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/5.gif); } </style> <<elseif $random is 6>> <style> body { background-image: url(backgrounds/6.gif); } </style> <<else>><</if>>